Flirting doesn’t come naturally to everyone. For some people, even though they have been together for 7+ years, flirting can be one of the most anxiety-inducing experiences they ever have to go through. Despite this, some people, though awkward as hell(HI, It’s me…I’m the problem, it’s me) want to flirt with their partners. They want to be able to drop a line or two before their partner attempts to. They want to keep the spark in the relationship as alive as they can. They just don’t know how. They think that for people like them(my fellow awkward humans), there’s just no way to achieve this dream. I think I can help you change your mind. I’ve put together 84 would you rather flirty questions that you can ask your partner(s) whenever you’re feeling freaky, naughty, dirty or any horny-like feelings. If you’re uncomfortable asking any of these questions out of the blue, then ask your partner to play a game with you. Take turns asking these questions back and forth. They may make you laugh but they may also do just what you’re hoping for; they’ll allow you seamlessly flirt with your partner without seeming like you’re flirting with your partner!! *wink**wink*
- Would you rather we sext or have sex over a video call?
- Would you rather bring food into the bedroom or props?
- Would you rather cover me in edible body paint or have me wear edible undergarments?
- Would you rather know my romantic fantasy or tell me yours?
- Would you rather be blindfolded or have me wear the blindfold?
- Would you rather have someone who is vocal in bed or who likes to keep it in?
- Would you rather get spanked or do the spanking?
- Would you rather go back in time to know me longer or just spend more time together in the future?
- Would you rather spit or swallow?
- Would you rather be cheated on by a partner, or cheat on a partner?
- Would you rather have to eat food with mouldy jam on it once a day, or never eat a meal with me again?
- Would you rather never receive oral again or never smoke weed again?
- Would you rather have your naughty search history published or never be able to get aroused watching a naughty movie?
- Would you rather give a lap dance or get one?
- Would you rather be kissed on the lips over and over or be kissed all over?
- Would you rather be restrained or do the restraining?
- Would you rather make out in an elevator or the back of a taxicab?
- Would you rather hold hands or have a hand placed on the small of your back?
- Would you rather do it against the wall or on the bed?
- Would you rather wield the dominatrix whip or be whipped?
- Would you rather have a drawer full of sex toys or kinky outfits?
- Would you rather have sex on the kitchen table or the washing machine?
- Would you rather orgasm loudly every time you saw your crush or never orgasm again?
- Would you rather have weak orgasms every time you had sex or strong orgasms every once in a while?
- Would you rather be horny 24/7 or only one day of the year?
- Would you rather have sex every day of the week no matter what or just once a month?
- Would you rather have sex in the shower or in a bath?
- Would you rather have the ability to have multiple orgasms on command or have orgasms that last for hours?
- Would you rather have a happy five-year relationship or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?
- Would you rather accidentally fart during sex or during a big job presentation?
- Would you rather use Nutella in sexual food play or maple syrup?
- Would you rather make love three times a day for two months straight or not make love for a month?
- Would you rather touch yourself in private or in the presence of your significant other?
- Would you rather give a lap dance or a striptease?
- Would you rather have sex in a restaurant bathroom or an aeroplane bathroom?
- Would you rather wrestle naked in jelly or melted chocolate?
- Would you rather be kissed in the rain or the dark?
- Would you rather hold hands or hug?
- Would you rather kiss me or not?
- Would you rather date your best friend or a stranger?
- Would you rather be kissed on the cheek or lips?
- Would you rather tell someone how you feel over the phone or in person?
- Would you rather find love today or win the lottery?
- Would you rather receive a sentimental or expensive gift?
- Would you rather never have food again or never have sex again?
- Would you rather have sex inside or outside?
- Would you rather be with a quiet or passionate lover?
- Would you rather have a sexy shower or a sexy bath?
- Would you rather have a long kiss or a short pec?
- Would you rather play-fight or role-play?
- Would you rather cuddle or make out?
- Would you rather experience a short, passionate romance or a peaceful, long-term relationship?
- Would you rather be on top or bottom?
- Would you rather I be flirty or funny?
- Would you rather have your hair pulled or your butt smacked?
- Would you rather get a good morning text or a good night text?
- Would you rather shower with your celebrity crush or your high school crush?
- Would you rather grant romantic wishes or have your own romantic wishes granted?
- Would you rather shower together or apart?
- In bed, would you rather have the lights on or off?
- Would you rather always initiate sex or have a “needing” partner?
- Would you rather have rough, kinky sex or soft, romantic sex?
- Would you rather go on a romantic getaway together or go on a short vacation by yourself?
- Would you rather have car sex or shower sex?
- Would you rather kiss on the first date or wait until you get to know them better?
- Would you rather get hugs from the back or get hugs from the front?
- Would you rather write a love letter or get a love letter?
- Would you rather dress up for date nights or just Netflix and chill in sweats?
- Would you rather cook for your SO or have your SO cook for you?
- Would you rather be quarantined with your crush or survive an earthquake together?
- Would you rather hit on someone much older than you or have someone much older hit on you?
- Would you rather go watch a movie or go watch the sunset?
- Would you rather find true love or be rich?
- Would you rather kiss me in public or kiss me in private?
- Would you rather give up goodnight kisses or morning snuggles?
- Would you rather be in a loveless marriage or a sexless marriage?
- Would you rather be in a committed relationship or be friends with benefits?
- Would you rather have a one-night stand with a stranger or your platonic best friend?
- Would you rather be surprised in bed or always know what’s coming?
- Would you rather get nudes or send nudes?
- Would you rather wear comfy clothes or sexy clothes to bed?
- Would you rather be financially satisfied or sexually satisfied?
- Would you rather have a quickie or an all-night escapade?
- Would you rather accidentally scream the wrong name in bed or have your partner accidentally scream the wrong name in bed?