The Homebody- The one that never goes out
She will sleep through a tornado if she could. Don’t bother about making plans with her because she will cancel on you last minute. Her type are the only ones grateful for the pandemic. Staying home was always their full-time job
The Party Animal- Always out in these Streets
She’s always out and about in these streets. If you’re trying to figure out what to do on the weekend, hit her up, she got you. All the club owners know her so she can get you in for free and somehow, she always manages to get y’all a seat on her “other friends” table. *cough cough sugar daddy*
The Finesser- Ready to spend all your money
It’s not your money, it’s our money. This friend is ready to help you drain your account balance. “Let go get drinks”, “Let’s take a trip” but somehow when it’s time to pay, only your wallet comes out the bag. The finesser is very cunning because she never outrightly asks you for anything, she lets you offer… and that’ how you keep offering until you die.
The Ride or Die- Always got your back
This babe is ready to kill anyone on your behalf. If anyone talks shit, she’s ready to stand up for you. She’ll also tell you the nonsense they said. If you ever get into a rift with your ex, she doesn’t care who’s at fault. You’re her girl, he’s an idiot and that’s on period.
The Opportunist- Only shows up when she needs something
Her excuse is that she’s really bad at texting or keeping in touch, but somehow whenever she needs something she suddenly becomes readily available. It may be an assignment, some money, deets of an event, whatever it is, she only reaches out to you whenever she needs your help.
The Show Stopper- Never to be caught unfresh
You can never catch this one unfresh. Her middle name might as well be “Slayonce” she always looks good and put together, even when she’s going to run errands. Her motto is – always dress as though you will run into your ex today. Her house is super chic too #aestheticsonpoint
The sistah- A good friend turned family
She knows everything about you and you know everything about her. You share goals, pains, happiness, and advice. You have respect for each other. You sometimes refer to each other as sisters because it feels like it. She’s not your blood, but she’s the sister you never had.
The Talkative – Radio Nigeria
This friend talks too much. She always has a gist about someone or someone’s friend. She’s more or less a newscaster because somehow, she always has the tea on what’s happening in town. The talkative has no loyalty and this is not intentional on her part. As much as you like to listen, you should probably not talk as much around her too. Because, the same way she’s supplying you gist is the same way your gist will be supplied.
The Man Wrapper
The only thing that this one knows is man. Y’all cant have a conversation without her bringing man into the issue. She always wants to talk about the guy she likes, what he’s doing etc. Before she sends a text to him, she calls a family meeting where her team of editors finesse the message. Man truly gives her joy. Whenever you hang out she’s always on her phone, texting man. Say a prayer that he doesn’t piss her off then cos she’ll use her bad mood to destroy y’alls hangout