Over time vaginas(vulvas) have been given nicknames over and over again. They can be intensely flattering, incredibly ridiculous and sometimes, downright disgusting. Some nicknames have been fun to mess around with, while others have been maddening. Personally, I rather like the original name- Vagina.
I’ve always thought the name was more than enough. Over the years we’ve shied away from saying the word soo much, I now intentionally call it what it is with pride. However, I will admit that I too have used one or two nicknames, sometimes because I’m feeling playful or maybe because I need to say something I want very few people to understand. My favourite name for a vagina right now is hoo-haa. My partner and I use it ALL the time and almost every time it puts a smile on our faces.
The idea of putting smiles on other people’s faces as well, knowing it’s because they were thinking about vaginas makes me feel incredibly giddy. Here are 42 funny names you can call your vagina and my thoughts on said names:
Vulvarine
This honestly just sounds like wolverine to me. It is literally all I can see😂.
Pink/Bearded Clam
Just…no!
Red Wagon
Umm…very very interesting.
Flower
I actually think the vagina looks like a flower. So funny or not, I weirdly have no issues with this. Except maybe during S-E-X. I can see how it could potentially ruin the mood orrr make you laugh out loud.
Furburger
???
Upright Wink
Just WOW.
Axe Wound
Shall we hurt them?
Lady Garden
My vagina is not in any way a garden. There are no bugs, no dirt- na. The only thing they have in common is that they’re both pretty😉😉.
Minnie
Please don’t ruin all our childhoods. Thank you!
Growler
Mm-mm
Just no.
Fandango
Sounds like a dance.
Cunt
Personally, I don’t find it funny. I think it’s mad disrespectful.
Front Bottom
ROTFL.
Tuppence
*SIGH*.
Fish Lips
Lmfao!! Please let’s universally agree to not call vaginas seafood…please!
Taco
Sigh- It does taste and look like a snack *wink* *wink*.
Camel Toe
Grow up!
Love Button
HAHA
Honey Pot
Hmmm😏😏
Beaver
In what way…?
Vajayjay
Loll
This can be funny.
I’ve used it occasionally but never seriously.
Kitty
Hmmm – I don’t hate this. I actually used to refer to my vagina as this in a past relationship. It only happened while we were in public or over the phone. It cracked us up ALL THE TIME.
Vagine
Another SIGH!
Clunge
This just sounds wrong.
French Fry Dip
Lmao.
Pink Canoe
Take a trip in this canoe! It’ll be quite the experience lmaooo.
Cave Of Wonders
Hahaha
And what a wonder it is!
Fanny
👍🏼👍🏼
Pussy
Alright naughty!
Thingy
Literally my favourite word.
Downstairs
HAHA. I think everyone has used this once or twice.
Twat
You’re the TWAT.
Hole
Lmfao!
Wow-just…wow.
Box
Interesting…
Penis Fly Trap
HAHAHA
GOLD-This is truly gold.
Vag
Lord- sounds like hag.
Bits
Not bad. Especially when in public.
Minky
Ouu.
Bajingo
Ummm- a bit of a mouthful.
Sex
Just picture it, “eat my sex out baby” …uhhh???
Whispering Eye
Who comes up with these things??
Beef Curtains
You disgust me.