I will one day tell you the story of this guy who wooed me religiously for five months, then invited me to meet up. 3 days before the trip we spoke and he had to take a nap. He hasn’t woken up yet.
If you’ve heard your man (and we use this term loosely because who’s to say your man is really your man if he’s not willing to commit) say any of the following, fish out your pen and notebook because class is currently in session.